jokes

judge: u're sentenced to 10 years jail
judge: no, if u do, i'll add 2 more years to ur sentence
accused: can i think that u're a bastard?
judge: well, i haf no control over ur thots.... so i guess that's ok...
accused: well, sir... i think u're a bastard..

george w. bush: hey, i'm tired of all those stupid bush jokes..
lawyer: oh no, sir... ignore those jokes... the real stupid one is not u, but they who speak of those jokes..
bush: how d'u noe?
lawyer: well, i can prove it to u...
lawyer: let's put our servant to e test... i'll tell him to drive us to my house to check if I'M in my house..

and so, the servant drove them there... sure enuff, the lawyer proved his point.

lawyer: see wad i told u! they're the stupid ones!
bush: yeah! so stupid! they cud've juz used the phone!!